Because I’ve always wanted a giant nose sculpture.

Location: St Vincents, Dalston
Price: -
Bought: Nose (sorry.)

Because I’ve always wanted a giant nose sculpture.

Location: St Vincents, Dalston

Price: -

Bought: Nose (sorry.)

Wednesday Oct 10 @ 06:31am
Squeezin the juice out of them tittys!
Location: Princess May Jumble Sale
Price: £2
Bought: No  (WHY!!)

(im sorry. I couldnt be bothered to turn it around.)

Squeezin the juice out of them tittys!

Location: Princess May Jumble Sale

Price: £2

Bought: No  (WHY!!)

(im sorry. I couldnt be bothered to turn it around.)

Monday Oct 8 @ 06:31am
Second hand bed pan!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Location: St Vincents Hospice, Dalston
Price: 99p
Bought: No

Second hand bed pan!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Location: St Vincents Hospice, Dalston

Price: 99p

Bought: No

Wednesday Oct 3 @ 10:37am
These came in as a donation, I wore them around the shop floor for a bit but took them off because I pretty much nearly broke my neck. They were fake Uggs, with loads of flip flop bases stuck on. HA.
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Price: £3.99
Bought: No

These came in as a donation, I wore them around the shop floor for a bit but took them off because I pretty much nearly broke my neck. They were fake Uggs, with loads of flip flop bases stuck on. HA.

Location: Dalston Oxfam

Price: £3.99

Bought: No

Monday Sep 24 @ 07:07am
BEATERIA FEMTIGHT SOAP
Price: Unsuitable for sale
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Bought: -
a wonderful gift for your girlfriend guys! This soap really says ‘I love you’.Get her to use it morning and night, or maybe just strap it in there, forever. For best great feling!

BEATERIA FEMTIGHT SOAP

Price: Unsuitable for sale

Location: Dalston Oxfam

Bought: -

a wonderful gift for your girlfriend guys! This soap really says ‘I love you’.Get her to use it morning and night, or maybe just strap it in there, forever. For best great feling!

Friday Aug 24 @ 08:29am
Hello thrift-fartees.

Super apologies for the rediculously long hiatus I have had from thrift-farting. I am working 7 days a week now so its got pretty intense on my end free time-wise!
This means we need more people submitting! There are so many of you now so you really have no excuse. There is so much terrible shite out there. I’ll post what I can.
Here are some jeans with a hand-painted (faceless?) stripperhobag doing what appears to be a blowy on the groin of the wearer! ENJOY!
Location: Diamond Life, Dalston
Price: £6
Bought: No

Hello thrift-fartees.

Super apologies for the rediculously long hiatus I have had from thrift-farting. I am working 7 days a week now so its got pretty intense on my end free time-wise!

This means we need more people submitting! There are so many of you now so you really have no excuse. There is so much terrible shite out there. I’ll post what I can.

Here are some jeans with a hand-painted (faceless?) stripperhobag doing what appears to be a blowy on the groin of the wearer! ENJOY!

Location: Diamond Life, Dalston

Price: £6

Bought: No

Monday Apr 16 @ 07:59am
found this fella hiding amongst the books….the flowers make it so ..jazzy. Or jizzy?
Edit: Hang on.I just noticed this wooden cock, has knees. and feet. and a flower for WHAT? to cover up its genitals? Might wanna check yaself there mate
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Price: -
Bought: No

found this fella hiding amongst the books….the flowers make it so ..jazzy. Or jizzy?

Edit: Hang on.I just noticed this wooden cock, has knees. and feet. and a flower for WHAT? to cover up its genitals? Might wanna check yaself there mate

Location: Dalston Oxfam

Price: -

Bought: No

Friday Feb 17 @ 06:37am
im not usually a reposter.. but WTF IS THIS
thrift-fail:

Because there is nothing more majestic than sticking a plastic dildo tray up the butt of your raw chicken. 
MAJESTIC

im not usually a reposter.. but WTF IS THIS

thrift-fail:

Because there is nothing more majestic than sticking a plastic dildo tray up the butt of your raw chicken. 

MAJESTIC

Sunday Jan 29 @ 06:38pm
fire island cruising 3!

These mysteriously disappeared shortly after.


(for the record, no, we do not sell donated porn. but thankyou.)

fire island cruising 3!

These mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

(for the record, no, we do not sell donated porn. but thankyou.)

Tuesday Jan 24 @ 08:28pm

Money flows right outta my scrote.

Tea-bagging optional.

Tuesday Jan 24 @ 08:23pm
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