Hello thrift-fartees.
Super apologies for the rediculously long hiatus I have had from thrift-farting. I am working 7 days a week now so its got pretty intense on my end free time-wise!
This means we need more people submitting! There are so many of you now so you really have no excuse. There is so much terrible shite out there. I’ll post what I can.
Here are some jeans with a hand-painted (faceless?) stripperhobag doing what appears to be a blowy on the groin of the wearer! ENJOY!
Location: Diamond Life, Dalston
Price: £6
Bought: No
Monday Apr 16 @ 07:59am
found this fella hiding amongst the books….the flowers make it so ..jazzy. Or jizzy?
Edit: Hang on.I just noticed this wooden cock, has knees. and feet. and a flower for WHAT? to cover up its genitals? Might wanna check yaself there mate
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Price: -
Bought: No
Friday Feb 17 @ 06:37am
im not usually a reposter.. but WTF IS THIS
Sunday Jan 29 @ 06:38pmBecause there is nothing more majestic than sticking a plastic dildo tray up the butt of your raw chicken.
MAJESTIC
fire island cruising 3!
These mysteriously disappeared shortly after.
(for the record, no, we do not sell donated porn. but thankyou.)
Tuesday Jan 24 @ 08:28pmMoney flows right outta my scrote.
Tea-bagging optional.
MERRY XMAS FROM THRIFT-FART!
Caution: Your brain WILL bleed.
I’ve been waiting about 3 months to post this. It is too good. I recieved a text from my friend Kevin (looceefir) saying he had found something for the blog. Quite a lot of people send me this kinda thing, so I was excited but not overly hopeful, I’ll have to admit.
I go in, and he pulls out this, framed picture. I don’t think I said anything for a minute or so, I was choking back the vomit/awesome.
So. I present to you, the most disturbing thing, I have EVER, EVER, EVER SEEN, IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. The more you look at it the more funky ass shit you see. But I won’t harp on.. it speaks for itself.
ENJOY AND HAVE A WONDERFUL THRIFT-MAS FROM THRIFT-FART X
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Price: 99 cat fractals
Bought: Yes! It now resides with my friend Martin, a very talented young man who you should check out. I bought it for him for xmas because it’s basically his brain vomited onto a canvas. http://martinschnabl.wordpress.com
TITTY BEAR CLIPZ
Holdin’ them tittays. Average life of a bear titty clip. For real. Those are some serious fun-bags.
I can’t remember if I bought these or not. I probably did.
Thursday Dec 22 @ 03:19pmHere are a selection of wonky christmas ornaments.
And the last picture is of them having a party.
Y U NO PAY FULL PRICE? IT IS FOR CHARITY!!!!!
Creepiest brooch I have ever seen. And once she’s burned through your soul with her laser eyes, you will conbust and cover her with your BLOOD.
Location: Dalston Oxfam
Price: All of your english pennies (99p)
Bought: Queen says no
Monday Dec 5 @ 07:13pm
sexy elephants
It must have been their first time judging by the expression.
These came in a totally different donation dump from the pigs one, btw. keep them coming Dalston! *edit* no pun intended.
Monday Dec 5 @ 07:07pm